I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Come share oat with me in your robe
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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