I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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