So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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