I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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