So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
