In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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