the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
