I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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