SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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