I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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