Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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