Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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