Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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