Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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