Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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go home
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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