Buhtt sex?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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