is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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