hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
my sisters under your porch take her home
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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