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(773): View more from Illinois

I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying

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(516): View more from New York

what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina

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(417): View more from Missouri

apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.

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(954): View more from Florida

My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..

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(949): View more from California

Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?

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(214): View more from Texas

This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.

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(268): View more from Antigua/Barbuda-Carib

One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.

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