butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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