white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
His hands were made for my vagina.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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