S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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