it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Sacagawea was the original milf.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I FOUND THE LEGS
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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