she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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