I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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