How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
