You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize
