Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i wish my penis had a tongue
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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