im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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