I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
