Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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