so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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