We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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