You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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