peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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