my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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