Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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