He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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