Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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