i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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