I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
40s are totally the cure
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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