party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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