I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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