Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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