I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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