: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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