she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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