woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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