Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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