i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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