I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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