redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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