all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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