It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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