Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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